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Dan St. Yves

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Humour columnist and author Dan St. Yves was licensed with Royal LePage Kelowna for 11 years. Check out his website at www.nonsenseandstuff.com.

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Beginning Thursday, we will install cameras in the staff kitchen area, and will advise the cleaners to place the dirty dishes in the office of the offender…

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It started with a rustling sound one night, which I dismissed as what my tummy does all the time. Except it was coming from above my head and was strong enough to drop some ceiling dust down.

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Over the 11 years I spent as a Realtor, so many of them were smooth and unremarkable. Then there would be those days where you just had to mutter, “How is this even possible?”

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Is there an online course for homeowners trying to make a home entirely undesirable, hoping to prevent a sale? I almost came to think so.

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As I often tend to do right before a column deadline approaches, I wander about my home office for an hour or six, glance...

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The single and most pleasurable relief I can rely on in the congested grip of the winter cold season is chicken noodle soup.

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To be honest, I’ve had trouble setting up 30-year-old mechanical timers to turn my lights on at any given time, so I probably shouldn’t be weighing in on this technology stuff.

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Depending on where you work in Canada, you might just find yourself stuck in a client’s home in the middle of a blizzard.

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I admit that I may be a bit ultra-sensitive. I can’t even watch somebody putting in a pair of contact lenses. I admire those of you who enjoy a good piercing now and then. I’ll pass, thanks. 

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That begs the question though, are you a collector or a pack rat? A few years ago I came up with a simple quiz for my old weekly newspaper column, which I am updating here and now for your own benefit.